A promise to post every week from now on.

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Peter Pan is a role model to young men everywhere, but not everybody can model their life after The Pan.

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Everybody has a unicorn, but not everybody decides to chase it.

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While fishermen grind away for salmon, I click away at a mouse and keyboard thinking wistfully of my scaly past.

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If you've ever wondered who Alec Hansen is, this may shed some light.

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If you went to Sasquatch, Coachella, or any other music festival, you might just agree with my take on music festivals. You might also be in withdrawal.

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A mother's day ode to my wonderful mom.

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I took a trip to Hawaii and got more of a cultural experience than I bargained for.

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Everybody loves the first warm day of the year. After my first rainy season in Portland, this day couldn't have arrived sooner.

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A long explanation that attempts to justify getting a Twitter after years of chiding its curt abominations to the concept of language.

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