Ch. 33 A Fool's Forray

March 28, 2013

It turns out following sports teams is a roller coaster ride of consequence.

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Ch. 32 Nothing but a G Thing

March 16, 2013

I've fought with my identity as a half ginger my whole life, but one day a year, I claim the identity of full ginger.

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Ch. 31 Dreamland's Watery Vengeance

March 14, 2013

This invention could change your life.

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Ch. 30 Book of Mike

March 1, 2013

A page from the book of Mike Hart.

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Ch. 29 Comodo DragonBall Zags

February 14, 2013

This year Gonzaga graduates are reaping the benefits of the epic institution they attended.

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Ch. 28 Sunday Funday

February 1, 2013

The Super Bowl is an obese baby that needs to be disciplined.

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Ch. 27 Soap Down Reality

January 28, 2013

I discovered the utility of soap operas as a high school community service volunteer in Honduras.

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Ch. 26 Chapter-Which-Must-Not-Be-Named

January 18, 2013

Ever felt like you were given the wrong name?

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Ch. 25 Hipstamorphosis

January 15, 2013

I entered Portland as a tall skinny mustachioed man, I also didn't consider myself a hipster...I never had a chance.

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Ch. 24 Deer and Lamborghinis

January 10, 2013

I hate to admit it but an apology is in order for this Chapter. A lot of people took it the wrong way. If you don't like how it reads, replace every "Mill Valley" with your own hometown, then insert its characteristics in the MV descriptive portions. Maybe after that it'll read smoother.

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